Oh, hello there! You must be here for the Free Love Gift offer. First let me tell you that it’s absolutely FREE! That’s right, you do not have to send a “Love Offering” to obtain this gift. You will also become a life long partner without having to spend one dime. You will have our continual prayer covering - even if we never meet you - although we would like to!
You may ask, “What can I do with this gift?” Well, the real fact of the matter is this gift is so advanced it knows what to do. It has loads of memory but it also filters out “Spam and trash” for you. It also has a reboot function anytime you crash!
Now that I have your attention let me warn you – this is no ordinary piece of software, it belongs to a class called firmware. Firmware is a type of software that’s necessary for your hardware to run properly. Unlike regular firmware, this version can never be erased nor does it ever need an upgrade! This firmware is also battle tested, it has endured years of punishment but keeps on ticking.

