THOUGHT PROVOKING DEFINITIONS

1.     Parking Space     an area that disappears while you're making a U-turn.

2.     Highbrow     a person educated beyond their intelligence.

3.     Social Grace     When you start out on the right foot rather than putting it in your mouth.

4.     Charity     That generous impulse to give away something that you have no use for.

5.     Conceit     a form of "I" strain.

6.     Flattery     the art of telling a person exactly what (s)he thinks of himself.

7.     Skiing     Something you learn in many sittings.

8.     Memory     The thing I forget with.

9.     Alimony     The fee a woman charges for name-dropping.

10.    Relatives     People who come to dinner but aren't friends.

11.     Proverb     A short sentence based upon long experience.

12.     Laziness     The habit of resting before you get tired.