·             A lot of church members who are singing ‘Standing on the Promises” are just

     sitting on the premises.

 ·             Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

 ·             People are funny;  they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church.

 ·             Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.

 ·             I don’t know why some people change churches;
       what difference does it make which one you stay home from?